mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

(via senselessrose)

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

(via axmonoxide)

10knotes:

sad-chinese-robot:

Me every morning.

(via ofmiceandhombres)

compromisedanalintegrity:

she hit the floor (she hit the floor)
next thing you know (next thing you know)
shawty died

compromisedanalintegrity:

she hit the floor (she hit the floor)

next thing you know (next thing you know)

shawty died

(via senselessrose)

quantumstarlight:

conflictingheart:

If you believe in yourself anything is possible.

The snail

This photoset made me so happy. You go, lil snail.

(via senselessrose)

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

(via senselessrose)

misshorrorshow-of-midgard:

Ladies, gents and non-binaries: Stephen Fry, man who possesses the most common sense of any human on earth.

(via bobanobajoba)

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

jackiefarrell:

Kat Dennings’ curves appreciation post

in which we are all Tom

(via bobanobajoba)

plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

(via h0llow-crown)

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

(via createblankpages)

im-a-walking-paradox:

the ULTIMATE comeback and im not playing

(via createblankpages)

deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

image

(via bobanobajoba)

mirahxox:

darthmoonmoon:

mandocommand0:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

nosleeptilbushwick:

now that’s a tinyhouse i could live in.

this is literally all I want and need in life. this is the best.

Want so bad

I’d so be ok with this.

I NEED a tiny house

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